I've Heard Better

This sign is one of many funny, quirky notes posted all over New York City for a few years by writer Todd Lamb. It's supposed to be an experimental art project called "Notes from Chris" to make you think, much in the same way Craig's List posters leave peculiar stream of consciousness thoughts. No, not *those* thoughts! Eyuuu... Some are very funny, some are social commentary and some are just plain weird. Most of them ask for the interested reader to meet him someplace (keep in mind that "Chris" is fictional) and most ask the person to bring junk food. The project is so popular that it has inspired copycat posters as far away as Australia. Personally, I'd never buy that excuse. Who cares about a dead cat? What? Did you mention the words, "Krispy Kreme"?? Where's my waive wand?