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Friday, June 25, 2010

How BP Has Changed Children's Books


Yes, I made these up.


One fish, two fish...No more fish. Ever.

What's Goo in the Blue?

The Very Hungry Petroleum Conglomerate

Murky With A Chance of Tarballs

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...Wait, That's Not Chocolate!

Goodnight Fishing Industry

The Barren Stain Bears

Harry Potter and the Bucket of Sludge

Let's See What's Washed Up Today!

Tony Hayward and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Summer

The Little Containment Plan That Couldn't

Save A Purple Pelican

Curious George Goes To The Beach And...George! For God's Sake Don't Touch That, You'll Get Cancer!

Winnie the Goo

Horton Doesn't Hear A Who Or Any Other Sign of Life In the Gulf Anymore

Where The Wild Things Aren't

2 comments:

fluffy dharmaface said...

I like how your mind works. How about Tarry the Penguin? ;D

secret asian girl said...

Great idea!! Thanks