This has even ME freaked out. I'm thinking it's a joke, but having attended as many ST conventions as I have in my life...maybe not. With the new movie opening May 8 (yes, I will be at the midnight showing the night before) here's a way to smell like your favorite Star Trek character. If you can't read the text, the description on "Tiberious" (if you don't know what this refers to, stop reading now) says, "...a casual yet commanding cologne spiked with freshness and sensuality. Citron, black pepper and cedar create refreshingly clear top notes...Tiberious Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse. In any universe." SNORT. This is hilarious! "Red Shirt" is a real tongue-in-cheek reference since everyone knows the "red shirts" (security detail on ST classic) are the first to die in any episode. "For the man who..revels in being alive today." This is pure cake. These "fragrances" actually debuted on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno a few months ago as a joke but Genki fragrances actually are distributing the colognes (about $25 each) with plans to also include "Pon Farr" in the future. True fans need no explanation. Personally, that's the one I want. Live long....and smolder, baby. (Insert Barry White music here)
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